📋 ROCK CARE INSTRUCTIONS
KEYBOARD CONTROLS:
F FEED ROCK
Upload nutritious files. Rock cannot digest.
S SCOLD ROCK
Discipline the rock. It will not learn.
P PRAISE ROCK
Boost morale. Effect: None.
CLICK PET ROCK
Click directly on rock. Heart rate increases.
⚠️ WARNING: Do not let heart rate exceed 50 BPM. Rock will achieve critical mass and explode.
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> SYSTEM READY. ROCK OPERATIONAL. SENTIENCE: 0%
💬 COMMUNICATION TERMINAL
> TERMINAL v1.0 INITIALIZED
> CONNECTING TO ROCK CONSCIOUSNESS...
> ERROR: NO CONSCIOUSNESS DETECTED
> ESTABLISHING TELEPATHIC LINK... FAILED
> ROCK STATUS: UNRESPONSIVE BUT JUDGING
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🔧 ADVANCED FEATURES
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